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شنبه 15 تیر 1387 02:07 ق.ظنویسنده : بنیامین

 

   به نام خـــدا
باسلام خدمت دوستان عزیزدراین پست برای شماچندتا اس ام اس می ذارم امیدوارم خشتون بیاد.

 

-خرس ها با یک ظرف عسل خر می شن . اسب با چند حبه قند . طوطی با تخمه . سگ با استخوان . راستی تو هنوز موز دوست داری.

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-سلام میتونی چشماتو ببندی و منو تو ذهنت تصور کنی ؟
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تونستی؟ به شما تبرک میگم شما ماه رو رویت کردید عید فطر مبارک.

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-میدونی فرق تو با میرزا نوروز چیه؟
اون پول داشت کفش نمیخرید!
تو گوشی داری اس ام اس نمیدی!

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-قانون۱۸انیشتین!!!

اگه بتونی با سرعت نوربه تمام افتخاراتت گندبزنی بهت می گن زین الدین زیدان!

                                 

یا علی ـ موفق باشید


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