تبلیغات
آندروید, بازی موبایل, نرم افزار موبایل,اس ام اس... - :. جوک و اس ام اس .:

:. جوک و اس ام اس .:

دوشنبه 17 تیر 1387 09:07 ق.ظنویسنده : بنیامین

 

                              به نام خـــدا

با سلام خدمت دوستان عزیز...

دراین پست چندتا اس ام اس براتون می ذارم امیدوارم خشتون بیاد.

-عجب چرخه ی عجیبی است: زنا از سوسك میترسند، سوسكا از موش، موشا از گربه، گربه ها از سگ ها، سگ ها از مردا و مردا از زنا!
                          
                                   *.*.*.*.*.**.*.*.*.*.*
اس ام اس نصفه شبی:ببخشید بد موقع مزاحم شدم میدونستم خواب هستید ولی می خواستم بگم یه پاتون از لحاف بیرونه!
                                
                                   *.*.*.*.*.**.*.*.*.*.*
قانون 22 نیوتون: عشق در پسران از بین نمیره بلکه از دختری به دختر دیگه منتقل میشه!!
 
                                   *.*.*.*.*.**.*.*.*.*.*

از یكی می پرسن۱ كار غیر ممكن رو نام ببر. میگه شالیكاری در قزوین.

 یا علی ـ موفق باشید


آخرین ویرایش: سه شنبه 18 تیر 1387 09:07 ق.ظ

 
شنبه 1 مهر 1396 10:30 ق.ظ
I pay a visit everyday a few web sites and blogs to read
content, except this webpage presents quality based content.
دوشنبه 30 مرداد 1396 10:27 ق.ظ
My brother suggested I might like this website. He was entirely right.
This post truly made my day. You cann't imagine just how much time I had spent for this info!
Thanks!
سه شنبه 17 مرداد 1396 04:01 ق.ظ
My brother suggested I might like this web site.
He was entirely right. This post actually made my day.
You cann't believe simply how much time I had spent for this
info! Thanks!
یکشنبه 15 مرداد 1396 03:19 ب.ظ
Your style is really unique in comparison to other people I have read stuff
from. I appreciate you for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I'll just bookmark this page.
سه شنبه 10 مرداد 1396 09:12 ب.ظ
Hello! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if that would be okay.
I'm definitely enjoying your blog and look forward to new posts.
سه شنبه 3 مرداد 1396 08:11 ب.ظ
Hey there fantastic website! Does running a blog such as
this require a massive amount work? I have no knowledge of coding however I had been hoping to
start my own blog in the near future. Anyway, if you have any
ideas or tips for new blog owners please share.

I know this is off subject however I just had to ask. Thanks a lot!
پنجشنبه 24 فروردین 1396 11:44 ب.ظ
Hurrah, that's what I was searching for, what a data! present here at this webpage, thanks admin of this website.
پنجشنبه 17 فروردین 1396 05:35 ق.ظ
Pretty section of content. I just stumbled upon your weblog
and in accession capital to assert that I get actually
enjoyed account your blog posts. Anyway I'll be subscribing to your feeds
and even I achievement you access consistently rapidly.
 
لبخندناراحتچشمک
نیشخندبغلسوال
قلبخجالتزبان
ماچتعجبعصبانی
عینکشیطانگریه
خندهقهقههخداحافظ
سبزقهرهورا
دستگلتفکر